I Am Rarely Left Speechless

In the annals of ideas... I don't even know what to make of this. I just have to describe it, and then... I don't know. I just. Don't. Know. How. To. Feel.

The Bears pre-game show begins with a "man law" parody - "Fan Laws," with "fans of the tiny square table."

Okay. So we're taking a tenuously humorous concept on the surface that mostly depends on the execution to be decent. And making a parody of it. The Man Law commercials are hit or miss, and they're painstakingly constructed with... something.

This was a couple weeks ago, and I forgot to post it. I just saved it as a draft. The IMPORTANT part was that the scribe was the Empire Carpet Man. Which was awesome.

This is the Jump.