More Terror

The grim mugs of Michael Irvin, Ron Jaworski, and Tom Jackson greeted me in ENORMOUS triple-split-screen as I zoned back in, post-PTI this afternoon. Horrors!

Also, I feel like total crap. Thank you Christopher Columbus for stumbling upon Hispanola and giving me the day off.

This is the Jump.

Things I Haven't Done In A While

Include:

Update this.

Make college football predictions. And really, screw that. I lost interest in it, because I got distracted by, I don't know, something shiny. It was initially for a Hulk joke, which I think was pretty funny, but a new theme every week... nah.

Audition. Egh. And I'm not looking forward to it, either.

Wear long sleeves/a coat. What the hell is up with us blowing right through that period where you can go outside with just a long-sleeved shirt? Huh? That's what I want to know.

I'll think of some more things later.

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