Bill Lambeer's Combat Bus Egress

It's a new record! I have completed the following sequence: elbowed a person in the skull, whacked a person with my paper, stepped on someone's shopping bag, and stiff-armed a young lady in order to get off of the bus. All of this was accidental, but it's kind of an enjoyable thought that I have to do this in order to get to the curb.

Plus I like to reference Bill Lambeer's Combat Basketball.