Yes, That Is My Legal Name

According to offical, legal, BINDING documents in my workplace, I am T. Charles McGrath. I know there are those of you who have caroused with T. Charles, and the only way this situation could be more amusing would be if I was able to complete loan documentation for borrowers, notarized by Hon. D. McSwervecrash.

Seriously. It says, right at the top of the page "Prepared by: T. Charles McGrath."

Hilarious.