Comedy! Or not!

Funny:

Conductor on the train hitting awkwardly on 30-something lady in funky boots, pink gym bag, and crazy red coat. As she shifts uncomfortably from foot to foot, the doors to the car that I was exiting try bonk off of my shoulders.

Creepy-ass botoxed, eyebrow-tatooed, electrocution-style hair woman on the bus. Yeah. That's about it.

Not Funny:

I already got sidetracked. I don't know what I was going to say here.