This really isn't as morbid as it seems

But, I thought of this while driving past the cemetary today. Those things are pretty full.

So, when I go, stick me on a boat, set it on fire, and shove it out to sea. You can stick a marker where I shoved off. Or, if it's a beach, and you don't like that idea, find a cliff that overlooks that shoving-off point, and slap a tablet or something there. Or a giant obelisk. Or, really any obelisk. If you want me in Chicago, just shove me into Lake Michigan. From the Lakefill would be nice. But not that lighthouse. Don't get cute.