Ladies and Gentlemen, I Give You...

John Kruk.

I happened to catch a little of ESPN News yesterday afternoon, and he looks like someone stuffed a bear into a suit, propped it up on a stool, and injected it with pure tryptophan. I kept expecting him to get distracted during commentary about the fact that Bernie Williams for an instant looked like he didn't have to go to Sportmart and buy some tennis balls for his walker after the game, and reach under the desk to grab a fish.

Rar, John. Rar.