Oh, Theatre Bios. How I Loathe Thee.

I was thinking about being a real smartass when making my Bio for Picasso. So, we'd have something like:

"...graduated from Northwestern University in 2003 with a degree in theatre. And would like to make sure you know that. Northwestern Northwestern Northwestern."

"It is a particular pleasure to have the opportunity to play Einstein, which will shortly go into the 'Favorite roles include:' section of future bios."

"...really enjoys the fact that the ceilings are low down here, because it makes him feel, like, 5'8". At least."

"...hates writing bios."

"...spent the better part of 8 hours trying to record an outgoing message for his cell phone on 8/28."

Any other good ideas? I hate writing these.