The Hulk Predicts College Football

Ohio Bobcats vs. Northwestern Wildcats:

'Cats SMASH! Must... create more giveaways... than takeaways... raaaaaaagh! 42-28.

Northwestern 38, Ohio 14. Not bad, Hulk. No one won the turnover battle, 3-3.

Notre Dame Fighting Irish vs. #23 Pittsburgh Panthers:

Irish SMASH! Hulk think Hulk could out-coach Dave Wannstedt. Hulk like waking up echoes and shaking down thunder. 35-21.

Notre Dame 42, Pittsburgh 21. Darn tootin', Hulk. Wanny starts his college career inauspiciously.

Northern Illinois Huskies vs. #4 Michigan Wolverines:

Wolverines SMASH! Hopefully not making NIU angry for next week. Because you wouldn't like them when they're angry... 49-7.

Michigan 33, NIU 17. Way to go out on a limb, there, Hulk. Let's predict some games that'll be close.

#18 Boise St. Broncos vs. #13 Georgia Bulldogs:

Broncos SMASH! Hulk think Georgia overrated. Hulk prefer blue turf. Green turf mock Hulk! 28-24.

Georgia 48, Boise St. 13. Don't get mad, Hulk, but it would appear that Boise State was the overrated team. Yikes.

#9 Miami Hurricanes vs. #14 Florida State Seminoles

Hurricanes SMASH! Hulk make joke too soon? Seminoles, like Hulk, live cursed lives. 21-20.

Florida State 10, Miami 3. Yes Hulk, the Hurricanes joke was too soon. Additionally, Hulk was going to make a comment about FSU missing another field goal to win, which would've been remarkably prescient, if referencing the wrong team.

Sad music plays, Hulk walks away from keyboard.

All in all, not a bad week for the Hulk, going 3-2 on his predictions. Join us on Friday for our next guest predictor.