The Coolest! (Today)

Today, I told the postage machine to refill itself, and it said the account only had $169.81 left in it. So, I took the $169. That's nation-wide. I got to be the guy to take the account down to zero. Or, 81 cents, anyway. I called the number afterward, and checked the last 5 transactions. There were at least 4 other locations that refilled this morning. 4 other doofuses, setting their doohickey to take money from somewhere and give it to the post office. Oh, how the corporate world does things in synchronicity, or some crap like that.

I thought it was cool, anyway.